Friday, November 21, 2008

Offer on the table

Dear Big 3,

I hear you've caused yourself a bit of a problem. I'm willing to buyout your companies and set them on the road to profitability. There is no need for Detroit to lose such a historic industry as yours.

The offer on the table is $100 for each corporation. Talk it over with your stakeholders. I think you'll see that this is very generous.

Sincerely,
Not The UAW

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