Offer on the table
Dear Big 3,
I hear you've caused yourself a bit of a problem. I'm willing to buyout your companies and set them on the road to profitability. There is no need for Detroit to lose such a historic industry as yours.
The offer on the table is $100 for each corporation. Talk it over with your stakeholders. I think you'll see that this is very generous.
Sincerely,
Not The UAW
I hear you've caused yourself a bit of a problem. I'm willing to buyout your companies and set them on the road to profitability. There is no need for Detroit to lose such a historic industry as yours.
The offer on the table is $100 for each corporation. Talk it over with your stakeholders. I think you'll see that this is very generous.
Sincerely,
Not The UAW
posted by BugHunter at 9:56 AM
3 Comments:
Seriously! Cut the fat. Cut the coruption, reorganize. $100 is generous. Pay yourselves $1 and call it good for this year.
coruption is the byline of our everyday lives. huge corporations, professional associations, congresses, and (gasp) chruches. Greed has overtaken us. We now usher in the "mad-maxx" era. its like I always say. "nothing is real and no one really cares".
I think the Big Three got a better offer
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