Friday, November 21, 2008

Offer on the table

Dear Big 3,

I hear you've caused yourself a bit of a problem. I'm willing to buyout your companies and set them on the road to profitability. There is no need for Detroit to lose such a historic industry as yours.

The offer on the table is $100 for each corporation. Talk it over with your stakeholders. I think you'll see that this is very generous.

Sincerely,
Not The UAW

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3 Comments:

Blogger Kathleen said...

Seriously! Cut the fat. Cut the coruption, reorganize. $100 is generous. Pay yourselves $1 and call it good for this year.

7:03 PM  
Blogger matt said...

coruption is the byline of our everyday lives. huge corporations, professional associations, congresses, and (gasp) chruches. Greed has overtaken us. We now usher in the "mad-maxx" era. its like I always say. "nothing is real and no one really cares".

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Capn John said...

I think the Big Three got a better offer

4:19 PM  

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