Offer on the table

Dear Big 3,

I hear you've caused yourself a bit of a problem. I'm willing to buyout your companies and set them on the road to profitability. There is no need for Detroit to lose such a historic industry as yours.

The offer on the table is $100 for each corporation. Talk it over with your stakeholders. I think you'll see that this is very generous.

Sincerely,
Not The UAW

We don't deserve the distinction

Today is the day that we, the american people, prove that we don't deserve the position of leaders of the free world. As of the end of the day today, don't look up to us anymore. Don't adopt our culture. Don't work to get here to the "land of the free". Don't believe that we have any sort of "dream". Today we demonstrate that the table has turned. We now are trying to be like everyone else. Iran is even excited about the prospect of one of the options for president. Another option doesn't know the world has changed since the vietnam "war". The other 5 options don't have a prayer in hell of winning...because we, the american people, are too stupid to make decisions on our own.

Happy Voting!