Global Warming Facts

The scientists who actually deal with the atmosphere:
Richard Lindzen (from MIT, knows more about the atmosphere than anyone on the planet)
Shunichi Aksofu (Japanese scientist)
Roy Spitzer
John Christy
many more
These scientists...the ones who actually do work in the field of meteorology, and the atmosphere. Have been very public about global warming being completely false.

NASA has been doing measurements of the ocean for a while and has found the the temperature of the world's oceans has dropped .4 degrees Celsius (science does things in Celsius, for everyone else, that is about 1 degree Fahrenheit), in the last 10 years.

All of you who still buy into this investment scheme (Al Gore stands to make a lot of money if he can get everyone to believe in global warming) of Al Gore's stand to lose a lot of credibility. We can't take anything you think or say seriously if you are dumb enough to follow the pied-piper, like the lost little non-thinking sheep you are.

EDIT: Great Links from the comments.
Oh Noes! The Ozone!
Hotter! Now Colder!
Al Gore explains the next world threat of aliens with "live footage" from Mars Attacks!

Sheriff of Nottingham

Anyone who has had more than a couple of conversations with me, is well aware of my feelings about law enforcement. The last thing in the world I needed was proof, that traffic laws and cops don't give a damn about you or your safety, unless the right amount of money is involved.

Cameras installed at red lights have now been found to reduce fines, because motorists are aggressive about not running a red light where these cameras have been installed. Because of the reduced revenue from fines, the lights in most places that they have been installed are getting shut down. Even funnier is that there was a significant increase in rear-end collisions, because people would slam on their brakes to avoid running a red light.

Law enforcement, in all their stupidity, caused more accidents while generating less revenue. To go back to making money they are removing the red light cameras. However they will continue to set up speed traps on the freeway, which also causes motorists to hit their brakes, causing rear-end collisions. The only reason that highway patrols across the nation are not being disbanded, is because there is no study to show before and after statistics. There have always been speed traps, so we can't demonstrate how much damage cops are causing by setting them up as opposed to not having them.

Your safety means absolutely nothing in the grander scheme of law enforcement.

Will the real gamer please stand up.

When I got home from work yesterday, my wife had an article up on her laptop regarding how to deal with a spouse that plays video games. That list is pretty pathetic.

Today I found a list made by a gamer, who actually knows WTF she's talking about...usually.

My big gripe though is that a lot of the world doesn't count my hobby as being legitimate. It would be more acceptable to society if I spent the evenings getting drunk, and watching football.

I really ought to get Andrea some high quality elf ears, and make her go to a games convention with me. That would be totally hawt!

Why are atheists...

atheist?

I want to make something very clear upfront. I am not referring to agnostics. One can be agnostic about many mundane things, but I refer here to those that are agnostic about the existence of a Supreme Being or God. Atheists deny the existence of a god, whereas, agnostics do not believe it possible to know for certain if there is a god. Most agnostics know there must be a power greater than our own at work in the universe, but aren't sure what, and usually don't think it possible to find out more about it. Agnostics are actually

So, for the record I am leaving agnostics out of this. They are too complicated, and this post is going to be short.

You're wondering how I can make something like an explanation of atheists short, aren't you. Well, because it's simple to explain, because they are simple.

Atheists fall into one of only 2 categories. They are either lazy, or close-minded.

The Lazy:
Lazy first, because it's the easiest to establish. The lazy ones simply don't want to bother with having to live a life of values and morals. It's easier to live from whim to whim. These critters are among the most worthless dregs of our society. Only those who believe that a supreme being told them to commit unspeakable atrocities (Islam extremists as an example) are worse for a civilization than the lazy form of atheists.

The close-minded:

Also known as being brainwashed, these usually get this way at a University somewhere. Through repetition and other dark-arts, these folk have been convinced that if you can’t see it, touch it, taste it, smell it, or hear it, then it can't possibly exist.

They only see a limited amount of time into the past. They forget as quickly as possible all the lessons learned during history. To quote Men in Black "Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat... Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."

Unfortunately these guys tend to be our scientists. They are supposed to be learning new things about us, physics, the world, the universe, everything, to better our lives, all the while refusing to believe there is anything to learn that they don't already know. They don't realize that every time they discover something new that they disprove their own dogma.

This second group for some hypocritical reason believes that religions are close-minded. Ha-ha. So the people who think there is more to life than was we see right in front of us are the brainwashed ones? Well, someone has to have IQs below 100 for 100 to be the average, and I think I found them.