Saturday, March 15, 2008

Why are atheists...


I want to make something very clear upfront. I am not referring to agnostics. One can be agnostic about many mundane things, but I refer here to those that are agnostic about the existence of a Supreme Being or God. Atheists deny the existence of a god, whereas, agnostics do not believe it possible to know for certain if there is a god. Most agnostics know there must be a power greater than our own at work in the universe, but aren't sure what, and usually don't think it possible to find out more about it. Agnostics are actually

So, for the record I am leaving agnostics out of this. They are too complicated, and this post is going to be short.

You're wondering how I can make something like an explanation of atheists short, aren't you. Well, because it's simple to explain, because they are simple.

Atheists fall into one of only 2 categories. They are either lazy, or close-minded.

The Lazy:
Lazy first, because it's the easiest to establish. The lazy ones simply don't want to bother with having to live a life of values and morals. It's easier to live from whim to whim. These critters are among the most worthless dregs of our society. Only those who believe that a supreme being told them to commit unspeakable atrocities (Islam extremists as an example) are worse for a civilization than the lazy form of atheists.

The close-minded:

Also known as being brainwashed, these usually get this way at a University somewhere. Through repetition and other dark-arts, these folk have been convinced that if you can’t see it, touch it, taste it, smell it, or hear it, then it can't possibly exist.

They only see a limited amount of time into the past. They forget as quickly as possible all the lessons learned during history. To quote Men in Black "Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat... Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."

Unfortunately these guys tend to be our scientists. They are supposed to be learning new things about us, physics, the world, the universe, everything, to better our lives, all the while refusing to believe there is anything to learn that they don't already know. They don't realize that every time they discover something new that they disprove their own dogma.

This second group for some hypocritical reason believes that religions are close-minded. Ha-ha. So the people who think there is more to life than was we see right in front of us are the brainwashed ones? Well, someone has to have IQs below 100 for 100 to be the average, and I think I found them.



Blogger Matt "The Bull" said...

Didn't know you had it in for the atheiests. Good to see you blogging again.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

This reminds me of the brain joke about atheists, "Can you see it, can you feel it, etc...., then it must not exist.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Dal said...

So, what do you get when you cross an agnostic, dislexic, insomniac. A person who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

2:18 AM  

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