Celebrity Mentality (Kanye West)

I saw all of about two minutes of the Grammy Awards. I watched some extra-terrestrial named Kanye West win something or other. Dressed like a total freak of nature (making "goths" look normal), he went up and accepted his award. After several moments of blabbering nonsense, that would make Karl Malone sound intelligible, the music starts, cuing him to shut-up and sit down. He goes, "Ah man, you aint gonna turn da music on me are ya?" He continues rambling nonsense for a while, then mentions his mom (who recently died), and says, "This would be an appropriate time to turn off the music." So this little slimeball actually used his very own mothers recent death, to garner a little more time in the spot light. The only way to top that, is if celebrities start killing their own mothers to get some attention.

Which celebrity will be first to kill their own mother, for some attention? My bet is on Lindsey Lohan, or Paris Hilton.