Water vs. Bomb

The TSA may ease up on the liquid restrictions in about a year. It turns out they were waiting on some software to help them tell the difference between a water bottle containing water and a water bottle containing liquid blow-em-up. That's just how brilliant us software developers are. We can make computer programs that can tell if something is water, when a living breathing human being isn't even capable of just watching someone drink some, to determine if the contents of a bottle are an explosive...or water.

TSA Poisons Man

Once again we see that the people running airport security (like the TSA), are trying to kill you.

This time the TSA pins a would be flyer to the ground and forces 2 pints of vodka down his thoat. The victim gets sent to the hospital to be treated for alcohol poisoning.