Wednesday, May 09, 2007

I Own Nothing

I was "09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0" or 11497989095545517501 pico seconds old when I realized how screwed up copyright, trademark, intellectual property rights, and so forth are.

As a result, I hereby claim ownership of the numer 0 and all permutations thereof. This number is used in a highly technical scheme utilized by myself to protecty my own copyrighted digital materials. As such any usage of this number by anyone else is in violation of the DMCA.

That means, 0, zero, nothing, null, ziltch, nada, 000, 0.0, and so on (including the 128 bit version and any other 128 bit integers that utilize the number 0). Any usage of the number 0 will result in royalties paid to yours truly or legal action.


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